Since this brilliant stamp - Sir Theodore Cogsworth - from Doodlin's by Donna was released, I have been wanting to find a different way of presenting it, so I thought polar bear. Not seen anyone else do that (yet), so here he is.. legendary arctic explorer, Ted Cogsworth, with news of his knighthood!
Here is the text:
ARCTIC
EXPLORER KNIGHTED
Celebrated
polar archaeologist, Theodore Cogsworth, 47, known as Teddy, was knighted by
Her Majesty The Queen at Buckingham Palace earlier today.
The honour
was bestowed in recognition of his greatest discovery at the North Pole, the
remains of a pre-industrial factory, believed to be evidence of the original
Santa's Workshop which is now known to have been moved to Lapland to support
the EU economy following Brexit.
Prior to
Ted's amazing discovery, Santa, otherwise known as Father Christmas, had been
perceived as a mythical figure. As well as the workshop, fragments of clothing
for a genus of small humans called 'homo elfin' and bones from an ancient
species of deer were found close by. DNA sequencing revealed genetic evidence
of flight muscles and red noses.
The work of
Sir Theodore Cogsworth has removed any doubt about the existence of our annual
visitor from the North, and generations now work tirelessly all year to ensure
that when he checks his list (twice), their names will be on it. The world is a
nicer place because of it. Thank you, Sir Ted! This newspaper believes the
Nobel Peace prize will be next.
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