Polar Knight

Since this brilliant stamp - Sir Theodore Cogsworth - from Doodlin's by Donna was released, I have been wanting to find a different way of presenting it, so I thought polar bear. Not seen anyone else do that (yet), so here he is.. legendary arctic explorer, Ted Cogsworth, with news of his knighthood!

Here is the text:

ARCTIC EXPLORER KNIGHTED

Celebrated polar archaeologist, Theodore Cogsworth, 47, known as Teddy, was knighted by Her Majesty The Queen at Buckingham Palace earlier today.

The honour was bestowed in recognition of his greatest discovery at the North Pole, the remains of a pre-industrial factory, believed to be evidence of the original Santa's Workshop which is now known to have been moved to Lapland to support the EU economy following Brexit. 

Prior to Ted's amazing discovery, Santa, otherwise known as Father Christmas, had been perceived as a mythical figure. As well as the workshop, fragments of clothing for a genus of small humans called 'homo elfin' and bones from an ancient species of deer were found close by. DNA sequencing revealed genetic evidence of flight muscles and red noses.

The work of Sir Theodore Cogsworth has removed any doubt about the existence of our annual visitor from the North, and generations now work tirelessly all year to ensure that when he checks his list (twice), their names will be on it. The world is a nicer place because of it. Thank you, Sir Ted! This newspaper believes the Nobel Peace prize will be next.